I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high