What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.