I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!