What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
The sun is just a big space heater.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.