Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.