Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Ah! The element of surprise.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.