Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Some people have no guts."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Lazy bones."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Bugs and hisses."