What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You are shrimply the best!
Long time no sea.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You mermaid to go far.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Call me on the shellphone.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You really mermaid my day.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
We were mermaid for each other.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Seas the day!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Fishing you a happy day.
You mermake me happy.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.