Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can I be Candide with you?
French, French Revolution
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.