I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Can I be Candide with you?
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.