Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.