People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!