If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs...
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them