What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss