I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.