I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
What do you call unwanted revealing comments about a movie?
Spoilers.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
What should you wear before driving?
The correct gear.
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
What is a car’s favourite film?
Taxi.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
What should you double check when buying an electric car?
That your driving license is current.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
What is a car’s favourite band?
Van Halen.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
How is the submarine doing at school?
It's below c-level
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
A police officer knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bicycles what rubbish my dog doesn’t even own a bike.
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
What do French cars wear as hats?
Bonnets.
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
What are the benefits of city buses using green fuel? They’ll always be on thyme.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.