I read dead people.
Where my prose at?
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Treat yo shelves.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Readers do it by the book.
I have no shelf control.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Better read than dead.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Talk literary to me.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Stay true to your shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Leave poetry to the prose.
My weekend is fully booked.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Books are my kind of texts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.