What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!