Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.