What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.