I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.