Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.