In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.