How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!