“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous