"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”