“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”