"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown