“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown