“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
"The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots.”
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally sh** myself lifeless.” – Bill Bryson
“Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.”
“Camping is not a date; its an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”
“I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.”
"Camping is a humanitarian effort to help feed hungry mosquitoes."
- Melanie White
“There. Right there is where you lost your darn mind!”
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.”
“When asked about my hiking plan I answered “Let’s summit up”.”
“Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy Hughes
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
“If the winter is too cold and the summer is too hot, you are not a hiker.”
“Climbing to the top of the mountain is fun, but everything is just downhill from there.”
“Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.”
"I'd like to connect with nature but there's no USB port" - Dan Masso
“Where are we? About halfway…to somewhere.”
“I chose the road less traveled and now I don’t know where I am.”
"My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open."
- Clarke Kant
“You are as helpful as a blister on a hike.”
“I might look like I am listening to you, but in my mind, I am hiking.”
"Going on a hike is like having your car break down but on purpose."
- John Lyon
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin
“Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?”
“Sleeping bags are the most soft tacos of the bear’s world.”
“Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.” – Roger Miller
“Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” – Hermann Buhl
“To hike is to complain.” – Dean Johnston
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
“When life gives you mountains, put those boots and start hiking.”
“I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip. It’s called a trail blazer.”
"I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
- Fran Lebowitz
“At some point in life, the world’s beauty becomes enough.”