Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I want to stretch with you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Life is better when we stick together.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you like free samples?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.