Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you like free samples?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Let's do lunge together
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together