It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Can we still share a netflix account?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
We should make like your parents and split.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.