Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."