Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!