Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.