Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.