Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.