What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."