St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Paddy like a rockstar.
It’s worth a shot.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Dublin’ the fun.
You snooze. You booze.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Thank brew very much.
The pint’s the limit.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Get clover it, babe.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Sip, sip, horray!
Beer-lieve it or not!
Life is brew-tiful!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Burst into cheers!
You raise the bar.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You’re my lucky charm.
Dublin over in laughter.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I'm the life of the paddy.
Distill my beating heart.
Irish you were beer.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
You shamrock my world.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Take off all your cloves.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Wear green, or leaf.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Who’s your paddy?
Shake your shamrocks.
He’s my pinch charming.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
You're so clover!
I call the shots.