Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Dying to have fun."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Bone to be wild."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Some people have no guts."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.