For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Wish upon a starfish.
You mermake me happy.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Seas the day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Long time no sea.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You really mermaid my day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Fishing you a happy day.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You mermaid to go far.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Call me on the shellphone.
We were mermaid for each other.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You are shrimply the best!
Don't fork-get your manners.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.