What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I'm acorn-y person.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I like you a latte.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Don't even chai.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.