How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw