Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Baby, you rock my world!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.