It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
French, French Revolution
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French people give me the crepes.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.