Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!