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Reception Jokes

Engineering Puns
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Spain Puns
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Phone Puns
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Wifi Puns
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
TV Puns
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Tennis Puns
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Marriage Puns
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
A Politician in the Village
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor." On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem. "...secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."