My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.