I want a taste of your Milky Way.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I am a mean green machine.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
There’s no trick in these pants.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.